Collection: The Derranged Tea Haus Collection

You take a seat on the tiny garden chair when you realize you have shrunk to the perfectly appropriate size to seat yourself comfortably and await your service... a small tea cup with legs comes pitterpattering across the pebbles and as you turn to look you realize a Decapitated entity sits across from you at the garden table which is suddenly enchanted with tiny floating treats and desserts.... they hover above the dishes who are floating as well.... elegantly in midair-suspended as though time does not exisit here.... "eat us....!!" You hear two tiny voices in sync come from just bellow your squinting gaze.... a set of conjoined tea buiscuit cookies marvel at you .. smiling with their delicate grins. You pick up the cookies and suddenly their faces melt away with the clouds that proceed to swirl around you and almost shroud the vacinity...