The Cryptzoologist Collection
The Cryptzoologist Collection
The Cryptzoologist Collection
The Cryptzoologist Collection
The Cryptzoologist Collection
The Cryptzoologist Collection
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The Cryptzoologist Collection

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3 Perfume Oils (10 ml) blended with intention ♡

Saliva of Toad

Oakmoss, Bayberry, Cypress, Nutmeg

Smells like: homemade sweet cough syrup and fresh sprigs of cypress ♡


"Sana sana curita de rana."
My grandpa abuelito always used to repeat this chant to any of us when we would fall and hurt ourselves or bump our heads while playing pretend.
This blend is inspired by a few scents we always associate with my grandpa and his tender healing nature. He used to be able to pull our loose teeth painlessly and strategically with the gentle and slight twist to the left, to the right and then out with all the discomfort and the pain.


Serpents Poison

Patchouli, Cedarwood, Clove, Orange, Fire

Smells like: fire and dragons blood ♡

Creativly empowering; the serpent has been associated with birth and fertility for centuries. We all possess a sacred wisdom unique to us and our experiences that we are destined to share with the world. Allow that wisdom to flow through you and to guide you. To show you who you are and to give to the world. Summon your inner serpent and gain access your creative driving force. Unblock your mind from the dark clouds that construe your visions and ideas so they may flow through you.

Scorpions Milk

Birch Wood, Chamomile, Sweet Grass

Smells like: Wet wood on an early morning, foggy sky, dessert breeze ♡

Strength comes from a sense of knowing oneself. Giving yourself space to wonder. Hushing all the noise so you may invite the clarity. Scorpions have long been associated with the riding of mental clutter and the thoughts which invade in our destined train of thought; thoughts which construe and distract our focus. Allow the scorpion to cut all the cords which leech away your power so you may regain focus and clarity.

Each oil collection comes with a hand written note and a sticker ♡

Perfume oils perform at their peak when warm:

Roll bottle between your hands and turn upside down a few times to mix the oils before rolling onto your pulse points. (don't shake, this may cause air bubbles). 

(Contains coconut oil)

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so wonderful and beautiful <3 🌒
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Best scents
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Literally amazing!!
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Amazing Smells!